Martha Martha Martha!

Great googly-moogly! Is this truly the most important news story of the last twenty-four hours? Halliburton is probably ripping off the US taxpayers in some new and grandiose fashion, but some two-bit blond who writes picture books about gracious living gets convicted of the charges against her and you'd think the earth was standing still.

Just like a month ago when with Janet's boob. Granted, Martha's fox stole was a wardrobe malfunction of the worst type.

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